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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 14:37

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.